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Corny Joke of the Day Thread
#1
Things are so bad I had to sell my chicken dating site, just to make hens meet ....
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are filled with doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence...
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#2
I went to the zoo. There was only one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu.
It's not the HSE's opinion, it's not managements opinion, it's mine. All mine.
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#3
How do you make a duck a famous singer?


Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers

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JUST CALL ME PROBIE
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#4
I can't for the life of me remember the name of the guy in the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
But his face rings a bell.....
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are filled with doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence...
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#5
I was going to tell a joke about fishing !


But I forgot the line
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#6
Earlier today I saw some kids throwing scrabble tiles at each other.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.
We are the willing, led by the unknowning, doing the impossible, for the ungrateful.
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#7
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints


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#8
If i filmed a police car perusing a Camero could i advertise it with the tag line "An action movie featuring Chevy Chase" ?
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#9
Can’t believe someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo stick. How low can you get?
We are the willing, led by the unknowning, doing the impossible, for the ungrateful.
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#10
Have you have thought what you can do with elastic bands?
It'll stretch your imagination....
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are filled with doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence...
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#11
I had a dream the other night. I was in the Sahara having a threesome with French air hostesses.
It was a mirage-a-trois.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are filled with doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence...
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#12
Been there it was awesome
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#13
Why couldn't rex bark?.........because he was a goldfish?
The less you give a feck, The happier you'll be!!
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#14
Father is washing the car with his son

Son:"Dad can't we use a sponge?"
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#15
Did you hear about the magic cow?

It walked down the road and turned into a field


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#16
Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can.
The best gift you can give to someone is your time, because you are giving them something you can never get back.
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#17
Just bought two pieces of venison for dinner.
Never again, two deer....
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are filled with doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence...
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